Dicktricks : the art and science of genetial sculpturing

Every man has one but every man doesn't know how to use it! This book will teach you the best dick tricks and give you the know-how on how to make the most of your package. Big, small, hairy or crooked, it doesn't matter, everybody can do tricks! Impress your friends or loved ones, take it out at the next party and get the most cold hearted girl to melt. Don't get left behind, start playing tricks today! Illustrations, no pictures (that would be tasteless)!